What are Your Favorite Stories: From 1 - 50
We are coming up on our 100th story for That’s the Word! To celebrate, we are looking back on our favorite stories from the last two years. We’re going to first look back on the first 50 stories, then in a few months we’ll look back at stories 50 - 100.
We want you guys in on the celebration, too! Before we tell you Fr. James and John Peter’s favorites, we want to know yours! Message us on social media or email us with your favorite stories from the first 50, and we’ll feature your picks on the bonus episode!
Here’s a handy list of stories 1 - 50. The first few don’t have story extras yet.
SPOILER WARNING!!! These links go to the Story Extras pages, so if that matters to you, perhaps listen from your favorite player or the home page.
- The Origin of the Hula Burger
- Desperation of the Downes Family
- A General Who Knew How Not to Overstay His Welcome
- A Vote of Confidence
- A Novel of Thanksgiving
- A Trustworthy Imposter
- The Christmas Hay
- The Tipsy Nuns
- Rewriting the Soldier's Song
- The Field of Diplomacy
- Trouble Aboard the Constitution
- The Men Who Forged Their Own Medal
- Excavation on the Hill
- The Executive Dance
- A Young Man Who Couldn't Get Anything Right
- Some Unwelcome Correspondence
- Inspection at the Customs Post
- The Unexpected Storm
- Decoding the Spy
- The Difficulties of a First Dance
- Court Martial Clemency
- A Woman Aboard the Submarine
- The Steward's Party
- The Ring On Her Finger
- The Eight Martyrs
- Campaign Advice from a Tween
- The Bishop's Defeat
- A Reunion of Enemies
- The Butcher Paper Board Game
- Someone Forgot the Sermon
- The Food Scrap Drink
- No One Trusts the Weatherman
- What's My Sin?
- Staring Down the Coup
- Medicine for the Soul
- The Duel Condition
- Be Careful What You Wish For
- Weapon in Mass Production
- Catch Him If You Can
- The Lady's Reception
- The Little Drunkard
- The Stop Sign Traffic Stop
- The Empty Church
- A Piece of Home
- Praying at St. Dominic's
- The Spiral Architect
- How to Fail an Exam
- The Widow's Mite
- The Boss is the Last to Know
- That's the Worst Idea I've Ever Heard
Thank you so much for listening, and remember to message us or email us and share your top picks for our bonus episode!
Catholic Media Myths: Edgar Allen Poe’s “Hymn”
A That’s the Word listener, Caroline, wrote to us a few months ago with a story idea. We read the story, and nearly leapt out of our seats with excitement. This story was incredible, and fit the That’s the Word format to a T.
In fact, Caroline even wonderfully wrote the story in our style:
“This guy was orphaned at a very early age. He was cared for by a family but never adopted by them. He went to college for only one year and dropped out because of no money. He was a writer, but only marginally successful at first. He went to West Point but didn’t make it there either. He and his adoptive family became estranged.
“He kept writing and began to enjoy some success. He wrote short stories, often with macabre and terrifying themes. He wrote poetry ranging from romantic to bizarre. He published a literary magazine but it failed after a few years.
“He had a bad reputation for drinking and possibly heroine; he may have had mental health problems. He lived in several cities: Boston, Philadelphia, Richmond. For a time he lived a short distance from St. John’s College, now Fordham University. Always struggling with themes such as life, death, spirituality, and the here after, he became acquainted with the Jesuits and students at the university. He noticed the bells often woke him early in the morning, and then rang out again at noon, and yet again in the late evening. “What the heck are the bells ringing all the time?” He even wrote a remarkable poem that began with tingling and gentle bells to wild, loud “tintinnabulation”, the sound becoming maddening! And the poem is a bit maddening!
“One day he asked one of the Jesuits why did they ring the bells so early, waking him up, and again at noon and dusk. When it was explained to him he went to his house and began to write. This time not a frightening account of murder and death, not a macabre tale of irony and mystery, not this time.
“This time the writer of “The Masque of the Red Death”, “The Fall of the House of Usher”, and “The Raven” wrote “Hymn”. A beautiful poem about the Angelus, the bells and prayer that commemorates the Blessed Virgin Mary’s encounter with the Angel Gabriel.
“Yes, this tortured and conflicted man, dead at the age of 40, was Edgar Allen Poe.”
Here is the poem, Hymn, by Edgar Allan Poe, as it appeared in 1945 (foreshadowing!):
At morn—at noon—at twilight dim—
Maria! thou hast heard my hymn!
In joy and wo—in good and ill—
Mother of God, be with me still!
When the Hours flew brightly by,
And not a cloud obscured the sky,
My soul, lest it should truant be,
Thy grace did guide to thine and thee;
Now, when storms of Fate o'ercast
Darkly my Present and my Past,
Let my Future radiant shine
With sweet hopes of thee and thine!
What an incredible story! If only it were true!
Caroline told us that she heard a bishop tell this story. I don’t blame either for repeating the story, since, as related below, otherwise reputable sources are repeating it either without any research or willfully omitting critical details.
So what is the issue with this story?
There are two key claims in the various versions of the Catholic myth:
Poe asked a priest why the bells rang when they did and was briefed on the Angelus
Poe was inspired by the bells and the prayer to write an uplifting hymn to Our Lady
The first claim appears to be pure urban legend. The only source I could find for this story is a blog post from 2015, which cites no sources. None of the scholarly works on the subject mention this story.
The second claim falls apart as soon as you look at the context. Remember how we specified the above version of Hymn was from 1945? Well, the poem was actually first published in one of Poe’s short stories, Morella, in 1935.
What is Morella about? Here is the Wikipedia summary:
“An unnamed narrator marries Morella, a woman with great scholarly knowledge who delves into studies of the German philosophers Fichte and Schelling, dealing with the question of identity. Morella spends her time in bed reading and teaching her husband. Realizing her physical deterioration, her husband, the narrator, becomes frightened and wishes for his wife's death and eternal peace. Eventually, Morella dies in childbirth proclaiming: ‘I am dying. But within me is a pledge of that affection... which thou didst feel for me, Morella. And when my spirit departs shall the child live.’
“As the daughter gets older the narrator notices she bears an uncanny resemblance to her mother, but he refuses to give the child a name. By her tenth birthday the resemblance to Morella is frightening. Her father decides to have her baptized to release any evil from her, but this event brings the mother's soul back into her daughter. At the ceremony, the priest asks the daughter's name, to which the narrator replies ‘Morella’. Immediately, the daughter calls out, ‘I am here!’ and dies. The narrator himself bears her body to the tomb and finds no trace of the first Morella where he lays the second.”
Yes, I just quoted Wikipedia. I did actually read the story, and this summary is accurate. If you want to confirm the details, you can read Morella for yourself.
Well, perhaps this poem is a bright spot in the story? Nope. Hymn (referred to in the story as “a Catholic hymn”) is clearly there to heighten the horror and give literary critics something to pick apart.
In fact, even though all the Catholic sources say that Poe went home and wrote the above version of Hymn, that version is not even the original version that was published in Morella. This is the original version of Hymn:
Sancta Maria! turn thine eyes
Upon the sinner's sacrifice
Of fervent prayer, and humble love,
From thy holy throne above.
At morn, at noon, at twilight dim,
Maria! thou hast heard my hymn.
In joy and wo, in good and ill,
Mother of God! be with me still.
When my hours flew gently by.
And no storms were in the sky,
My soul, lest it should truant be,
Thy love did guide to thine and thee.
Now, when clouds of Fate o'ercast
All my Present, and my Past,
Let my Future radiant shine
With sweet hopes of thee and thine.
Note the extra stanza doubling down on the Marian intercession.
If anything, the critical consensus is that this Marian Hymn is in the story to horrify Poe’s Protestant audience. The woman prays to Mary, dies, and ends up possessing her daughter, who also dies.
So we arrive at the most anticlimactic twist ever: the author famous for macabre poems and short stories wrote an uplifting Marian hymn … to heighten the horror of a macabre short story.
So much for that, right?
Mostly, but there’s still one curious detail.
The hymn disappears
Hymn appeared in Morella in the 1935, 1839, and 1840 editions of the short story. However, starting with the 1842 edition, Hymn and the surrounding context were removed from Morella. Hymn would reappear in a collection of poems in 1845 in its altered form. The poem was originally to have been titled Catholic Hymn, like in the story, though Poe changed his mind before publication.
Why did Poe remove Hymn from Morella and publish an altered version of the poem? Some have speculated that perhaps he wanted to eliminate the idea that the horrors were somehow related to praying for Mary’s intercession, out of respect for Catholicism and the Virgin. However, this is just speculation.
Even though this tidbit is interesting, it is not mentioned by any of the Catholic clickbait that have pushed this story, and it is not enough to back up any claims about Poe’s “spiritual hunger.”
Where did this story come from?
Almost every Catholic source that mentions this story tells it nearly verbatim:
https://www.patheos.com/blogs/kathyschiffer/2015/01/edgar-allan-poes-hymn-to-our-lady/
https://www.churchpop.com/2015/10/04/edgar-allen-poes-forgotten-hymn-to-our-lady/
https://theimaginativeconservative.org/2019/12/catholic-hymn-virgin-mary-edgar-allan-poe.html
I would like to think that these articles simply suffer from lack of research, but all of them clearly know the poem is from Morella.
The author of this blog appears to have stumbled across the poem and simply speculated on the origin and author’s perspective, completely unaware that the poem came from Morella: https://stuffjeffreads.wordpress.com/2014/08/28/hymn-by-edgar-allan-poe/
Aleteia either was unaware of the story or prudently avoided it when describing his (documented) relationship with the Jesuits: https://aleteia.org/2017/07/28/edgar-allan-poes-unknown-friendship-with-the-jesuits/
Only one source bothered to look at this story critically: http://supremacyandsurvival.blogspot.com/2020/10/our-lady-of-rosary-and-edgar-allan-poe.html
There has been some scholarly work on Poe’s connections to Catholicism, which include none of the story mentioned in the popular blogs:
To be clear, I’m not saying that Poe didn’t write this out of some spiritual longing. Given that he was outside the Church, Poe certainly felt spiritual hunger, though he was not necessarily aware of it. Poe could have derived consolation from Hymn. However, there is simply no evidence to justify declaring that he did receive consolation, or that this poem came out of some spiritual longing. These claims become even more baseless when the articles omit most of the basic facts of the story, which do not back up the Catholic clickbait story.
Hymn is a beautiful poem, and Poe should be commended for his spot-on representation of Catholic Mariology.
That’s still no reason to ignore the horror story in the room.
~ John Peter Yamauchi
Talking Storytelling on the Catholic Mindset Podcast
We joined Alejandro Servalli on his podcast the Catholic Mindset Podcast to discuss That’s the Word and entertainment and formation through storytelling. On the Catholic Mindset Podcast, Alejandro explores concepts in a way that hopefully inspires minds, hearts, and souls to think more like our Father and His son Christ Jesus. We enjoyed chatting with him, and we hope you enjoy this interview.
Discussing Bl. Miguel Pro with Dead Friend Saints
We joined Claire Ellendson on her podcast, Dead Friend Saints, to discuss Blessed Miguel Pro’s life. Claire’s podcast is a longer, conversational podcast, so we got to dive in a lot deeper to Fr. Pro’s life than we are usually able to on That’s the Word. We had a lot of fun, and we hope you enjoy!
This episode of Dead Friend Saints tied in with one of our stories on That’s the Word, That’s Gonna Cost You.
Praying with the Mother of Mercy Messengers
Fr. James and John Peter joined Dave and Joan Maroney for their holy hour with the Mother of Mercy Messengers. While on, we shared with them one of our favorite stories, “What’s My Sin?” We really enjoyed joining them, and were very impressed by the organization and prayer led over Zoom.
We made an Audio Comedy!
This week we released our first dramatized production, a 10 minute audio comedy based on a chapter of the Acts of the Apostles! Featuring a full cast, written by John Peter, and narrated by Fr. James, Peter in Chains tells a story about St. Peter in the early days of the Church.
There’s not a lot of scripted radio entertainment like there used to be. Radio shows are a unique art and have incredible potential still. We had a lot of fun experimenting with a new form of audio entertainment.
I want to give a special thanks to our cast, who gave their time and did an amazing job! We’re also extremely grateful to the folks at KATH 910 AM for letting us use their studio for most of the recording.
This project is an experiment for us. Please let us know what you think of it, and if you want to see us make more!
Listen to Peter in Chains on YouTube!
Credits
Joseph Dodd as Peter and a soldier
Zeina Chernoff as Rhoda
Tony Spurgin as Mark and another soldier
Stephanie Yamauchi as Mary, the mother of Mark
Michael Hall as the angel
Written and Directed by John Peter Yamauchi
Based on the Acts of the Apostles, Chapter 12, by St. Luke the Evangelist
Narrated by Fr. James Yamauchi
Recorded in part by Diane Xavier at the KATH 910 AM Studio, part of the Guadalupe Radio Network. Special thanks to Dave Palmer.
Introducing Story Extras!
There’s always more to the story…
For some stories, there are artifacts, photographs, and art that we think are so cool, we want to share them with you.
On this, our new website, we now have a section called Story Extras for bonus That’s the Word content. After listening to an episode of That’s the Word, head on over to the Story Extras to read and see more about the story.
Over the next few weeks, we’ll be adding story extras for all the back episodes, so be sure to check back for more!
So if you want to see the mugshot of the fugitive from Catch Him If You Can, read the Campaign Advice from a Tween, or play the Butcher Paper Board Game, head on over to Story Extras!
This is our biggest addition to That’s the Word ever! We hope you enjoy.
Aleteia Features That’s the Word in the Most Paul Harvey Way
It all begins with an idea.
The international Catholic news site Aleteia featured That’s the Word in a very creative article itself written in Paul Harvey’s style!
https://aleteia.org/2021/05/14/priest-tells-stories-in-paul-harvey-style-in-new-podcast/
New Advent Features That’s the Word
New Advent (newadvent.org), online home of the Catholic Encyclopedia and one of the top Catholic websites in the world, included a link to the University News article on That's the Word on their homepage!
UD’s University News Features That’s the Word
Thank you to Mia Samaniego and The University News for the great story! It's good to share with our alma mater, the University of Dallas. Read the story online.
Our First Extra Words Bonus Episode is Now Published
Our first bonus episode is now available! Some stories have some extra tidbits that don't make it into the final draft. Fr. James and John Peter are here to discuss some extra goodies from several That's the Word stories, including A Novel of Thanksgiving, The Christmas Hay, and Rewriting the Soldier's Song!
Today’s Catholic Interviews Fr. James
San Antonio’s Today’s Catholic newspaper interviewed Fr. James for their Veritas video series.
Irving’s Rambler News Features That’s the Word
Rambler Newspapers in Irving, Texas, ran a story on That’s the Word. Read the article online.
Catholic Television of San Antonio Covers That’s the Word
CTSA covered That’s the Word on their SA News show. Watch the story on Facebook.
The Texas Catholic Features That’s the Word
Big thanks to The Texas Catholic for the wonderful article on That's the Word! Read the article online.
Fr. James and John Peter on Guadalupe Radio Network
We really enjoyed sitting down with Dave Palmer at The Guadalupe Radio Network to talk about That's the Word. Be sure to catch Fr. James and John Peter's interview with Dave Palmer Saturday at 3:30 PM on KATH 910 AM in DFW!